I defer to the questions asked.

Three days in a row this creature has escaped from the yard, only to show up again on the front porch.  Damn she won't go away.  Its not like I invited her to stay.  Can't believe I found this beast, how long ago?

It must have been late summer and I was out for an evening run.  Hell it was 10:30 pm I'm sure and when ( Read more... )